Massachusetts Dumb Laws
• A Boston mayor who disliked dancing and liked to retire early once banned midnight dancing in the Hub City.• A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.• Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.• Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.• All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.• At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
